dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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