worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
i think my cat just said my name.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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