i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Randomize
