People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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