Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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