Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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