Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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