He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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