Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video