No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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