did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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