Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize