I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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