Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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