Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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