he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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