This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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