I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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