If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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