there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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