he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
