Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...