My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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