Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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