I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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