I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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