But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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