problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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