I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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