its not stalking. its research.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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