I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So squirting runs in the family.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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