He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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