Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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