So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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