Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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