What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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