in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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