That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I love you.
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so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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