oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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