if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Be still, my beating vagina.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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