so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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