He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
