he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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