do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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