I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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