its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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