so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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