But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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