If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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