brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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