my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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