just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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