Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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