i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Damn victory sex feels great
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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